Tanpa sengaja bejo yang sedang jalan-jalan di kota Jakarta bertemu dengan salah satu reporter TV luar negeri. Reporter tersebut ingin mendengar komentar penduduk asli Indonesia tentang kondisi Indonesia. Berikut cuplikan wawancaranya :
Reporter : Hi
Bejo: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Bejo : Little-little sich I can.
Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u
Bejo : No, I don’t have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Bejo : Bejo
Reporter : Sex?
Bejo : I love it but Only with my wife
Reporter : oh no, I meant male or female?
Bejo (yelling) : what do u think? arggggghhhh
Reporter : it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Bejo : yes male..and I can prove it any time u want
Reporte r: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it.So. How do u find life here in Indonesia ?
Bejo : Indonesia..Very nice country...nice food..Monas
Reporter : Oh well..beside the food and the Monas! ...what else do u like in ur country?
Bejo : Monas…Taman Mini…Ancol…Ragunan..very-very good
Reporter : DO YOU WORK?
Bejo: Yes oh yes baby..
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Jakarta ?
Bejo : Very big problem..very much cars..u see?..but our new gubernur is trying to make it better..
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Indonesia ?
Bejo: I do not understand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Indonesia?
Bejo : Indonesia very rich country...we have a lot of gold in monas..alot of water in ancol
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Bejo : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to jail..if u make money at home.. you will go to jail
Reporter : let me rephrase..since indonesia is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Bejo: me? I ..Not a lot…..but I eat and drink enough Alhamdulillah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Bejo : really I don’t know..you can ask cashier? Or bank employees
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Bejo
Bejo : No problem
Reporter: Nice to meet you..
Bejo : ok ok No problem…
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